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Quiz: Do You Have a Badass Mother?

Posted February 29th, 2016 by simon brigg    No Comments

All mothers deserve respect. But some mothers, are badass mothers worthy of serious street cred/kudos/spa day rewards.

Find out if your mother is a badass mother with this quiz! Give yourself one point for every question.

 

She wrote you notes to get off stupid school activities

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She joins in the house party

 

She funds the house party

 

She DJs at the house party

 

She’s insanely good at something really random from the ‘90s

 

She dressed you super fly as a kid

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She still dresses you super fly as an adult

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When you visit, you always find a mysterious tenner in your wallet when you’re on the way out

 

On Christmas Day, you sneak off to the kitchen with her to slag off all the other guests

 

She has mad respect for her mum

 

She has an incredible record collection

 

And lets you say it’s yours

 

Scores:

1-5

Your mum is not cool. She may love you, but she sure has a funny way of showing it. Maybe she didn’t make you a feminist or maybe your childhood photo album is full of awkward pictures, bad clothes and lame-ass holidays. She’s your lame-ass mum.

 

6-10

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You mum is kinda cool. She is at least not an embarrassment. She likes to have fun, but more importantly she has your back. She has imparted some coolness in you, but maybe she tries a little too hard to be down with your mates. At least she tries. She’s a kinda cool mother.

 

11-12

Your mum is badass cool. Maybe you’re Kate Moss’ secret lovechild or she could be one of the Slits. Smart, cultured and loving, she’s a badass mother and you have a great big pair of Stan Smith’s to fill by the time you reach her age. But you will. Because she’s got your back. And she’s trendy AF.

Remember folks, Porky’s is open this Mother’s Day if you want to treat mumsypoos to a special evening in town. You can book your Mother’s Day meal here!

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