Posted June 14th, 2016 by simon brigg No Comments
One fifty. A buck’n’a’half. A ton and two ponies. Whatever you call it, £150 is a nice sum to spend – you know it’s gonna be something good, but you won’t be eating pot noodle for a month afterwards, either.
Porky’s Crowdcube campaign is your chance to invest £150 in Porky’s. In addition to the sweet, sweet equity and the joy of being a part-owner of Porky’s BBQ, you will also get a 10% discount on your bill at Porky’s for a whole year!
Sounds good right? Well it sounds even better when you compare it to what else £150 can get you these days…
0.06 square feet of property in South Kensington
That’s right! At £1798 per square foot, £150 will buy you 0.06 square feet of property in South Kensington.
A ‘well loved’ Land Rover Freelander from eBay
Pretty sure there’s scotched human matter on the front seats.
Three year’s subscription to Motorhome Magazine Monthly
One month of SEMrush Guru online search engine optimisation tools
All of this useless old tat!
Are you really gonna spend £150 on any of that crap? Of course not.
Invest £150 today for your ‘steak’ in our BBQ restaurant. You’ll even get a free pulled pork sandwich (on top of your 10% discount card) as a thank you!